Thursday, April 3, 2008

We're going on a trip

Yes, we're moving to my new and shiny (and pretty looking) blog.

Please come and join me: www.parlezvousmoo.com

Ooo, and if you're on a feed, please update your link to: http://parlezvousmoo.wordpress.com/feed/

See you on the other side children :)

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Everyone loves a rugby man

I make no apologies, this post is just an excuse to get some pretty arses up on my blog. You ready? Good.

Milla (her again!) has questioned why women think rugby men are good looking. I feel it is my duty (and, I cannot lie, my pleasure) to use words and photos to explain the attraction.

Compelling argument one: variety is the spice of life

No matter how you like 'em... tall, small, chubby, thin, there's a rugby man for you out there somewhere. The diversity of the positions means that there are a huge range of different body shapes and sizes playing.

Compelling argument two: Real men

Unlike other sportsmen, rugby men rarely feel pain. They can carry on playing with head injuries, broken fingers, toes, ribs. This makes them manly. Fact.










Compelling argument three: they're not footballers

They don't fall over and pretend they're hurt. They don't argue with the ref. They don't get paid far too much for doing bugger all. They don't play football.

And surely that's reason enough?

There are obviously lots of other reasons:

They're generally all aminable chaps
They tend not to get involved in orgies
The game stays on the pitch
All problems in life can be solved by a beer

I'm slightly biased, I must admit, since N is very much a rugby man. However, having once dabbled with the football playing fraternity I can honestly say that a rugby man makes a much better boyfriend. For me. I'm not saying that all footballers are bad. I'm not saying that they don't make good boyfriends. I am saying that I can't imagine spending that much time with someone who obsesses over the wrong shaped ball.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

You couldn't make it up...

This article made me laugh.

Not just because I think it's quite a good April Fool's joke but mostly because of the comments.

Bless Cari:

"This is a priceless photo! Love the look and the man's face behind him! You couldn't make it up!- Cari, Lincolnshire"

Erm... I hate to break it to you Cari but...